Funny things non-cigar smokers say.

[Butane]

My Mom was over while I was rearranging my humidor and I was showing her the different shapes and sizes of cigars that I have. She points to a WOAM and says "that one looks like a turd" lol! I nearly spit my drink out all over my cigars.


Brian

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Mom's, that we we love them! :angel:

 

[jjon90]

Classic!:grin:

 

[Treinenwj]

That's funny stuff!

 

[tmoney2007]

I like, "wow, that's a big cigar" (TWSS) when I'm smoking a robusto...

Its no black'n'mild, but otherwise, this is a very average size cigar.

 

[Greyghost]

Good sence of humor your mom has. :bouncetau Just hope that image does not stay in your head while smoking it now. :grin:

 

[AlbanyCO]

I've been told by a female coworker that my cigars look like a dark, veiny penis. Definitely makes smoking a cigar a little less satisfying.

 

[Shmear]

I've been told by a female coworker that my cigars look like a dark, veiny penis. Definitely makes smoking a cigar a little less satisfying.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! yeah, for me it ain't that painful, my girlfriends say the same thing... among other things. I am not ashamed :headroll:

 

[ciggy]

I've been told by a female coworker that my cigars look like a dark, veiny penis. Definitely makes smoking a cigar a little less satisfying.

LOL..Too Funny! Should have told her you had one she could smoke!!:devil: My dad calls them Dog Turds only they smell better.

 

[Stew]

My step dad once commented on a cigar I was unpacking from a recent shipment...
"That ones got a big tube. It should have a good blow."

 

[Dave]

At my son's wedding a couple of summers ago, 6 or 8 of us menfolk were enjoying cigars in the 'designated smoking area', a covered, open-air patio well away from the main reception room. A toddler was hanging just outside for only a minute or so when his mother who I didn't recognize (bride's family?) came running over, snatched him up in her arms and very loudly said, "Come away from there! That's what cancer smells like!!" We still laugh about it today, but I do feel sorry for that young boy.

 

[Psojka RP,601]

haha these are all funny stories!!!

thanks for the post

 

[sean]

I check IDs at a bar on Friday nights, so I always take a couple sticks with me to pass the time. Some of my favorite comments from the folks coming through the door:

"Dude, can I bum one of those from you?"

As one girl is lighting her cigarette: "That thing smells like shit!"

"Would it be cool if I hit that?"

I was I was smoking a Nub: "Bro, that thing is fucking HUGE! You'll be smoking that all night."

 

[Alwayslit]

funny chit

 

[El Jefe]

LOL! too damn funny

 

[Slow4v]

LOL! My mother enjoys cigars just as much as I do.

 

[Psojka RP,601]

I check IDs at a bar on Friday nights, so I always take a couple sticks with me to pass the time. Some of my favorite comments from the folks coming through the door:

"Dude, can I bum one of those from you?"

As one girl is lighting her cigarette: "That thing smells like shit!"

"Would it be cool if I hit that?"

I was I was smoking a Nub: "Bro, that thing is fucking HUGE! You'll be smoking that all night."

:rofl: