Weird cigar dream/nightmare

[swingerofbirches]

So in my dream my wife and I have gone somewhere tropical for a week long vacation with a bunch of friends. All of the guys brought big humidors and I only brought a 25ct desktop (idk ... it's a weird dream ... don't ask me why we had anything other then travel humis on vacation). Thursday rolls around and all of the guys have been smoking cigars all week long but for some reason I haven't yet had a chance to smoke. So I decide I'm going to finally light one up but when I open my humi to get a stick I find that all of my cigars are gone and that they've been replaced with warm, wet genoa salami (doubly insulting since I don't like peppercorns in my salami). All of the guys start lauging and admit to having smoked all of my cigars and replacing them with the salami.
I was shocked and then pissed off and then I woke up ...

Really weird dream ...

 

[SuprHasan]

Don't worry, some dreams do come true :hysterica

 

[Alwayslit]

.....just thank God it wasn't this:grin:

 

[icehog3]

So, you were upset that all the other guys had a bigger humidor than you, and when it came time to perform, your little humi just couldn't cut the mustard? :hysterica

Humidor envy.

 

[xddco]

So... essentially... all these male "friends" slipped you the salami???? :laugh:

Sounds like you might have some subconscious homoerotic issues that are unresolved.... :razz:

 

[SkinsFanLarry]

Damn, what the heck did you eat and/or drink before you went to bed? :dunno:

....or better yet, what were you "smokin'" before bedtime? :dunno:

 

[Pietastervw]

So... essentially... all these male "friends" slipped you the salami???? :laugh:

Sounds like you might have some subconscious homoerotic issues that are unresolved.... :razz:

:headroll:

 

[Wink]

The ole salami huh...? Lets just hope this is one and done! :sarcastic

 

[maestrobasser]

Ok wait- so you were dreaming about smoking your friends' (as in plural friends) salamis??

Ummmmm yeah.....Wrong forum buddy...:barf:

 

[srduggins]

Now that took a lot of guts to post, and the comments don't surprise me at all.

 

[Treinenwj]

Sooo... Did your @ss hurt when you woke up?

 

[swingerofbirches]

lol ... awesome ... should have seen this coming.

Not a whole lot I can say to redeem this post ...

 

[Ed Monton]

Lmao !!

 

[Headbanger]

Vacation with the wife in the tropics and all the mind comes up with is your guy friends wet salami and their BIG humidors? :rolling:

 

[strife]

You do realize that there may be a bunch of Genoa salamis headed your way via multiple launch points now. All that's needed is an addy. :razz:

 

[swingerofbirches]

^^^ Good call ... lol ... address removed from profile.

 

[Burning Man]

You gotta stop indulging yourself right before bed time. I wonder what advice Sigmund Freud would give...

 

[swingerofbirches]

You gotta stop indulging yourself right before bed time. I wonder what advice Sigmund Freud would give...

I'm sure he'd say that "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" ...

*thanks for the quazi-redemptive set up*

 

[torin]

Haha perhaps your subconscious is trying to tell ya something...