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Cigars Fought the Law, and the Law Won

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Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...
You know, when I first saw the movie Demolition Man, I thought it was just a bad movie. I didn't realize it was a damn documentary... :argh:

Although, I always liked this line:
Edgar Friendly: You see, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think; I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind of guy who likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I WANT high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and BUCKETS of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section. I want to run through the streets naked with green Jell-o all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener".
 

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We even have smoking bans in the parks and disc golf courses in Oregon.


Needless to say, in October I'm moving to Colorado.


Fuck this place. Seriously, I've been ticketed for smoking a stogie while playing golf.

I told the "park ranger" sure, write me a summons, but you can have my stogie when your man enough to pull it out of my mouth.

He didn't try.
 
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We even have smoking bans in the parks and disc golf courses in Oregon.


Needless to say, in October I'm moving to Colorado.


Fuck this place. Seriously, I've been ticketed for smoking a stogie while playing golf.

I told the "park ranger" sure, write me a summons, but you can have my stogie when your man enough to pull it out of my mouth.

He didn't try.
I don't think you will catch any breaks in Colorado either.
 

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I don't think you will catch any breaks in Colorado either.
Oh, that is just one of the reasons I'm leaving the "Florida of the PNW".

I guess when it comes down to it, I'm willing to go to jail for my stogies. I will not pay your fines, I will not relent. I will not bow to stupid laws that are enacted to create revenue, and I will not stop smoking outdoors.

I WILL stand up for my rights as a American in the pursuit of happiness.
 

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No, probly not ... but at least in Colorado we can still smoke while hitting a few balls around, for now.

Where are you moving to in CO?
Looking at the Lafayette area actually. Either that, or I'm going to Germany. My job has positions in both places. Plus, my wife is German.
 
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