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McGuyver'd a cigar tonight.

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I set everytihing up in the garage. I had the music going, a import beer, and my laptop. I was ready to relax, and began to settle into a Oliva V Serie. The light was good and the cut was straight. I did notice that the tobacco was extremely packed when I cut the tip. I took a few small drags and I decided to go a little deeper into the cut, and see if it would open up. It was still jam packed and I wasn't getting a good draw. So I proceeded to roll the cigar a bit, and that loosened it up just a bit, but I still wasn't getting a good draw. I then went back inside (pissed at this point) to look for my draw poker. I can't find the thing anywhere. So I returned to the garage and began to McGuyver a way to smoke this cigar. I grabbed the smallest allen wrench I could find and took it to the grinder to sharpen up an end. I pressed it into the cigar, and I almost think it worked better then my poker. The cigar was so tight that having the allen wrench with a handle made removing the wrench easier then my poker. Now I'm 3/4's through the cigar and I've got a heavy creamy smoke. I've enjoyed every minute of it, but I must say I was a little disappointed in how this V Serie was rolled. O well I got a new, and somewhat, better Craftsman poker out of the whole ordeal. Just wanted to share with everyone incase your ever in a pinch.
 

BrandonP

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I don't know why, but this reminded me of an episode of Scrubs where the Janitor is so proud of his newest creation, the Knife-Wrench. It was just a wrench with a knife ducktaped to the handle but it was still funny.
 
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