Aaaaaaand hipster cigar design has jumped the shark.

[driver]

I might be too OLD to know that the CigarDojo is.

Its a social app their always doing gimmicky cigars and contest giveaways to join their app.

 

[YodisMatt]

Alec Bradley went down this route at IPCPR.

 

[ssaka]

I give up...

I had better start developing some sort of food/candy/game box design, include a free toy inside and think up a dozen porno-inspired names...

STS
'too much a purist for his own good'
<sigh>

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

I give up...

I had better start developing some sort of food/candy/game box design, include a free toy inside and think up a dozen porno-inspired names...

STS
'too much a purist for his own good'
<sigh>

Maybe a Mouse Trap board game theme?

 

[ssaka]

Some sort of crazy box with a lock and you have to solve one of those damn key in a cube puzzle thingies first in order to get the key to unlock it... called it "the Mother-F'ing Vault"... What about another line name after the cocks of dead porn stars? Or maybe a kit where you have to roll the cigars yourself at home called "Be A Torcedor For A Day"? Will even include the daily salary in the box in córdobas... What if I release a sample-blend only brand and all the bands have an encrypted code on them and the only way to tell what the blend actual is to play my Tobacco-version of Farmville and earn the cyphers? iOS only for at least a year and of course in-app purchases will be offered!

STS

 

[YodisMatt]

If you go with encrypted route, do a mail in to get a Saka decoder ring to figure out the hidden message. "Be sure to smoke your cigars!"

 

[atllogix]

Some sort of crazy box with a lock and you have to solve one of those damn key in a cube puzzle thingies first in order to get the key to unlock it... called it "the Mother-F'ing Vault"... What about another line name after the cocks of dead porn stars? Or maybe a kit where you have to roll the cigars yourself at home called "Be A Torcedor For A Day"? Will even include the daily salary in the box in córdobas... What if I release a sample-blend only brand and all the bands have an encrypted code on them and the only way to tell what the blend actual is to play my Tobacco-version of Farmville and earn the cyphers? iOS only for at least a year and of course in-app purchases will be offered!

STS

bwahahaha hell nah. If I had been drinking something I'd be cleaning my screen right now.

 

[Cigarth Vader]

Some sort of crazy box with a lock and you have to solve one of those damn key in a cube puzzle thingies first in order to get the key to unlock it... called it "the Mother-F'ing Vault"... What about another line name after the cocks of dead porn stars? Or maybe a kit where you have to roll the cigars yourself at home called "Be A Torcedor For A Day"? Will even include the daily salary in the box in córdobas... What if I release a sample-blend only brand and all the bands have an encrypted code on them and the only way to tell what the blend actual is to play my Tobacco-version of Farmville and earn the cyphers? iOS only for at least a year and of course in-app purchases will be offered!

STS

"STS introduces The Chastity Belt. An extreme new vitola that will make you want to punch yo momma, slap yo daddy, and go streaking in the rain.

A cigar this pleasurable shouldn't be easily enjoyed, and that's why it comes locked in a steel "box" to curb any illicit thoughts you might entertain.

You'll be forced to wait 18 years to enjoy the cigar, but we promise, it'll be worth it!"

Boom. You can thank me later