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The bird is still at it.

I hate nature......this is why I live in a city. The bird was startled when I hit it withe th spotlight, but now it is hiding somewhere in the trees around the house, and I can not find it.

I guess I'll be here for a while.....
 
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Rank_Tyro said:
I am starting to feel like Bill Murray going after the ground hog in Caddy Shack.

I think the bird is winning......
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:headroll: :headroll: Best movie of all time. You must "be" the bird. :headroll:
 
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Keep going with the updates. Ear plugs really work well. You fall asleep and when you wak up they are usually out.
 
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If people need ear plugs to get to sleep, that means the terrorists^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H mockingbirds have won.

Mockingbirds hate me for my freedom, and will stop at nothing to keep free people like me from the freedom of deep sleep.
 
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I just got a shot off at the bird! Unfortunatly, I missed.

But I know he is seeing nothing but purple spots, as I hit him with the spotlight before I took a shot at him.

With any luck, the devil bird has flown into the side of a building or something while flying blind.

In case anyone is wondering, I have looked into the spotlinght and said, "how bright can it really be?"

Trust me, those things are fucking BRIGHT. It was broad daylight, and it still blinded me.

Uhhh, evidently, I am not that bright......
 
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The unholy bird is at it again. And I can't find it. It is hiding in the foliage........

Dear God,please send me a Claymore.........
 
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I had every intention of setting another ambush last night, but unfortunatly, I we had a couple of bottles of wine with dinner, and then had a couple after dinner, and then it was late.

I decided that running around with a high powered air rifle in the dark while drunk was not a good idea. It was one of those nights where EVERYTHING was hilarious.
So the odds of me getting off a good shot were pretty slim anyway.
 
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