The voice of reason.For a proper pour hold the glass at a 45° angle and pour slowly down the side (at first). Once the glass is about ½ full hold it straight and pour the rest of the beer right down the middle, raising the bottle smoothly.
A while back (before my wife), I was on a date and this girl scoffed at the amount of head on her Piraat. She wiped her nose, and stuck it in the foam to get it to "go down." Needless to say, we only went on that the one date. The first time I went for beers with "Mrs. Sean," she ordered an Allagash White... I knew then it was meant to be.