The wife decided on the chicken marsala.
With a side of, what appears to be, upland gorilla penis.
* As a youth I watched a shitload of Mutual of Omaha's Wild kingdom w/ Marlin Perkins. He covered the subject.
Marlon Perkins and his well known Upland gorilla penis fetish. Jim Fowler set up an intervention on the Johnny Carson Show, but Perkins spent the evening at the San Diego Zoo instead.