Checking back in guys. Cancun was a blast!
I ended up going with a Partagas Serie P No. 2 on the recommendation from Josh at The Cigar Nation (Podcast). We're practically neighbors (MN/WI) and I dig the podcast, so we swapped a few emails and he suggested this particular smoke on the condition that the Cubans don't really age their cigars like everyone else before sending them off to be sold. Seeing as this stick would be lit up the same day, he has had good experience with said stick, so I followed his advice.
Unfortunately, the whole experience was a bit anti-climactic. My wife was becoming impatient in LCdH while I was oogling over all the "contraband" so I quickly asked for the Serie P No. 2 and we were on our way. Oh well, can't always have our cake, huh?
Fast forward to the main event. We're out on our balcony with a gorgeous view of the Caribbean Sea, I've got a cold XX beer, a pour of scotch and an hour or so of pure enjoyment ahead of me... Then it all goes south. The rain starts up, the cigar was burning like crap and tasted even worse. I had anticipated this moment for so long...you know, just like with any "first", you expect it to be perfect so when it falls short it's really a bummer. I smoked it down about 2 inches and put it out in frustration.
On a brighter note, the trip as a whole was incredible. Snorkling tours, swimming with dolphins, lots of eating, drinking, and other typical honeymoon stuff.
Has anyone heard of the Andreas brand made in San Andreas, Mexico? I smoked two of those on the beach and they were fantastic!
Thanks to all who watched me fumble through this endeavor and shared advice. It was appreciated.