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SkinsFanLarry

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Least we forget, Chuck Norris is a hunter....and he allows us to enjoy damn good Craft Beer and fine cigars! :cbig:
 

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Chuck Norris does own a cigar shop, I believe. And I do think you drank to much. :)
 
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Chuck Norris is a pacifist. He can pass-a-fist through your face.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris
 
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Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he denies the needle
then asks for a handgun and bucket!!!
 
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- While most people wear superman pajamas, superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

- Chuck Norris can talk about fight club

- Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father
 

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer...too bad he has never cried!

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
 
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