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caudio51

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tobby4 said:
i have never been... but i think i would enjoy it for a few hours and then i might get bored....
Yea, I need to be shooting something. Or smoking but ya can't do that.
 

caudio51

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For those non-hunters and fans of My Cousin Vinny

Vinny: What about these pants I got on? You think they're okay? Oh!
Mona Lisa: Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear blue water.....BAM! A FUCKIN' BULLET RIPS OFF PART OF YOUR HEAD! YOUR BRAIN ARE LAYING ON THE GROUND IN LITTLE BLOODY PIECES. Now, I ax ya. Would you give a fuck what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?
 

tobby4

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see that is exactly how i am... i would be fine for about an hour and a half tops... and then there would be parts of squirrel everywhere
 

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tobby4 said:
see that is exactly how i am... i would be fine for about an hour and a half tops... and then there would be parts of squirrel everywhere
I tried it for one season...The worse part for me was getting there at 5:00am and waiting for the sun to come up and then waiting for the deer to come around. I wanted to :bangbang: every damn thing
 

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cvm4 said:
I tried it for one season...The worse part for me was getting there at 5:00am and waiting for the sun to come up and then waiting for the deer to come around. I wanted to :bangbang: every damn thing

EXACTLY......
 

caudio51

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cvm4 said:
I tried it for one season...The worse part for me was getting there at 5:00am and waiting for the sun to come up and then waiting for the deer to come around. I wanted to :bangbang: every damn thing
That would be me too! Except more like this :gangfire:
 

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Father-in-law is hunting a D-Map program again so I will most likely just be putting the jerky up for cost again...

Cost = seasoning, packaging, and time.
 
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