I opened this thread to get the scoop,
Now I think I'll take a poop,
Nothing here but talk of queers,
So now it's time to drink some beers,
And leave the thread to you drag queens,
It isn't worth a hill of beans,
So goodnight Tom, Dave and Joe,
To each any every BOTL homo,
Have a good time with your twigs and berries,
and go bust all your virgin cherries.