Corrupt-a-wish

[ciggy]

Granted-- So does the ATF

I wish I had a $10,000 shopping spree at Best Buy.

Granted......However it's at Best Buys discression and they don't except loosers so your disqulified!!! :rolling::rolling:

I wish I could fly like an eagle for a day.

 

[swat253]

Granted for tomorrow - but tomorrow never comes...

I wish I owned a casino.

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted, but your casino is gradually sinking into a bog.

I wish I had a Rolls Royce Phantom drophead coupe.

 

[tsimonitis]

Granted but as a Hot Wheels car.

I wish I was on a 14 day cruise of the Southern Mediterranean .

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted, but your "pimped out" Honda Civic isn't going to do so well trying to stay afloat.

I wish my office was cleaned out.

 

[Psojka RP,601]

granted...but, it's cleaned out because YOURE FIRED! :rolling: hehehe

I wish my B&M was closer than 20 minutes from my house.

 

[sgresso]

Granted but the jail is across the street.

I wish I had a new job

 

[ncstogie]

Granted but its cleaning out grease traps

I wish I had enough money to never have to work again

 

[Mr.Erskine]

Granted--but you find out that you have multiple children with multiple women, and you now owe child support, including back-owed child support

I wish I finally didn't feel tired anymore.

 

[wally176]

granted. !!!apples and u cant eat em!!!!

 

[Treinenwj]

?????

 

[ncstogie]

?????

exactly my thoughts :smokingme

 

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I wish I had a box of la aroma de Cuba edicion especial.

 

[Clint]

I wish I had a box of la aroma de Cuba edicion especial.

Granted, but they are the ultra-exclusive edition produced by White Owl.

I wish I had the winning #'s for this Tuesday's Mega Millions

 

[ncstogie]

I wish I had a box of la aroma de Cuba edicion especial.

granted but its infested with beatles...


I wish for a cruise around the world in calm waters

 

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Granted but your cruise ship is attacked by a kraken!

I wish for a personal cigar lounge!

 

[ncstogie]

Granted but your cruise ship is attacked by a kraken!

I wish for a personal cigar lounge!

NOOOO not a kraken!! lol good one


granted but it's a private lounge that you don't have access to ...

I wish for an endless supply of full bourbon barrells...

 

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my own private lounge that is too private me?? Only on the internet!

 

[Treinenwj]

Poor guy got skipped:

Granted, but they are the ultra-exclusive edition produced by White Owl.

I wish I had the winning #'s for this Tuesday's Mega Millions

Granted, but you'll forget to buy a ticket.

I wish I win this Tuesday's Mega Millions

 

[ncstogie]

you win but lose the ticket...


I wish for an endless supply of full bourbon barrells...