I know were you could get a job, their always hiring.
Wanna travel? Always offering locations around the US and "occupied" parts of the world.
Hiring requirements? Minimal, got a diploma?
Meet new people? including a bunch of crazies that your pretty sure could not legally have met those minimal requirements.
Blow shit up? You dont learn to use C-4 in community college!
License points? No problem, dont even need a drivers license to operate an M1 Ahbrams tank!
Cigar enthusiast? Cigars, cigarettes and dipping are all practically manditory!
(No drinking though, you know with driving the tank and everything)
Let me know if your interested, well get you one of Volusiantors otter boxes and your set Ill see you in no time! Tell them SSG Schmidt sent you!:assaultri
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