I seem to be fairly lucky... my wife doesn't burn anything on the stove, because I do most of the cooking. She doesn't leave unfinished projects around the house, because I do most of them (when I have the energy). She doesn't worry about messing up the laundry, because I do the laundry.
Wait... hold on a sec.
That ain't right... I've been suckered!
All joking aside (she does do some stuff around the house though she isn't much of a cook), women are plain crazy. It's those damn hormones screwing with their heads. And the kids thing... yeah, we had our first kid back in 2001 (unexpectedly) and because of a near fatal experience during child birth she didn't want to have anymore. 6 years later... bam, she wants another kid. So we start trying. A month later, bam, doesn't want to have another kid. Too late.... my swimmers are like Michael Phelps in the Beijin Olympics.
I'm very fortunate that, even though my wife is a little nutty sometimes, she doesn't care about running my life and she is a great mother.