Does a bear poop in the woods?
I hate where I have a good stream going and find the shower drain on the first hit and the wife comes in and wants to know why I can't wait 2 minutes and use the toilet? My kidneys hurt from stopping in full stream,,,,I keep telling her to quit sneaking up on me like that or she can pay the hospital bill for a kidney exam. It's funny really,,,,she comes in and shouts, "What are you doing?" C'mon, you can't see the yellow stream and take an educated guess?