Out of the 40 I have been drunk in the all of these:
Austin TX - Best night life in the US hands down. It is not even close!!!!
Reno NV - What a toilet
Boston MA - Great place!
San Diego, CA - The best big city in California
Denver CO
Portland, ME - Fun little town, great people
San Antonio, TX - River Walk kicks ass, but I always head to Guene TX when I am here
Cleveland, OH - Sucks!! But The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame was cool
Sacramento, CA
St Louis, MO - Coed toilet in the bar I was in or maybe I was in the ladies room - weird
New Orleans LA - Seems this should have been much higher on the list. I have never had a sober day in this town
Tucson, AZ - Fun little college town
Chicago, IL - Be ready for a late night
Portland OR - Great microbrews, I love Deschutes in Bend
Phoenix, AZ - Scottsdale Rocks!!!!
Las Vegas, NV - Oh God get me out of here
Casper, WY - YeeeHaw!!!!!!
I hit 50 rodeos a year for almost ten years. I have stumbled out of more small town bars than I could ever remember and boy do I have some stories.
And the 12 drink per month average I hit in one round of golf LOL and I think I have a 12 drink per cigar average