I got yet another email from my russian mail order bride. which sparked a pretty interesting conversation between my best friend and I. the chat transcripit is as follows:
me: I'm a virtual tourist
friend: what are you touring?
me: kordestan, russia...this ruskey mail order bride keeps emailing and in the proccess of deleting them I read one
friend: is she hot?
me: she's pretty hot *sends him the url*
friend: *sees her photog* I'd hit it
me: if you google "kordestan" you get a bunch of personal ads, a few shitty hotels and that's it
friend: sounds like a tourist mecca then
me: must be pretty sucky if most of the women want to get out, its near the dead sea and I think its near chernobyl
friend: yuck! I bet they come with a third nipple as an added bonus
friend: let's pool our resources and fly this chick here then
me: nah dude, I just want to go to russia, meet random chicks, and then meat them
me: da (that's "yes" in russian)