Funny Cigar Stuff

[Craig Mac]

That's some funny stuff, but I don't know how you can one up your old man, lol

 

[TonyGomezLFD]

That's some funny stuff, but I don't know how you can one up your old man, lol

Story of my life!

 

[ar2381]

I'll share the story of my first cigar with my dad, let's just say I was "18" for the sake of legality..

I was on summer vacation from high school and came down to the DR to spend a week at the factory with my dad, This was around the time he was making prototypes for the original LGs, so a little over 11 years ago. My dad and I were sitting at his desk and he reached across and handed me a cigar (LGs are quite full bodied for those that don't know) and told me to light it up. I lit it and started puffing away, he looked at me and told me "You know, if you really want to taste the flavor you need to inhale", so I did, because I knew nothing about how to smoke a cigar at the time. I spent the next 5 minutes in the bathroom on my knees in front of the toilet and I could hear him laughing at me in the background. I came back with some choice words for my beloved father and he told me "Now you know how not to smoke a cigar".


... I hope to have a son one day and do the same thing to him.

First LFD I ever had was a Double Ligero, and I made the mistake of smoking it on an empty stomach. I am pretty sure I turned a shade of green that day. I had no idea how strong it would be. Now, it's one of my favorite go to cigars.

 

[TonyGomezLFD]

First LFD I ever had was a Double Ligero, and I made the mistake of smoking it on an empty stomach. I am pretty sure I turned a shade of green that day. I had no idea how strong it would be. Now, it's one of my favorite go to cigars.

You're not alone my friend. The Double Ligero has claimed many victims!

 

[CeeGarOne]

I'll share the story of my first cigar with my dad, let's just say I was "18" for the sake of legality..

I was on summer vacation from high school and came down to the DR to spend a week at the factory with my dad, This was around the time he was making prototypes for the original LGs, so a little over 11 years ago. My dad and I were sitting at his desk and he reached across and handed me a cigar (LGs are quite full bodied for those that don't know) and told me to light it up. I lit it and started puffing away, he looked at me and told me "You know, if you really want to taste the flavor you need to inhale", so I did, because I knew nothing about how to smoke a cigar at the time. I spent the next 5 minutes in the bathroom on my knees in front of the toilet and I could hear him laughing at me in the background. I came back with some choice words for my beloved father and he told me "Now you know how not to smoke a cigar".


... I hope to have a son one day and do the same thing to him.

Now that is really funny to me! Coming from a guy who does not layer cigars on a multi-cigar day. I can smoke an LFD Chisel with my morning coffee and nubbed a Meaner Digger the same day.

 

[bballbaby]

 

[TonyGomezLFD]

Now that is really funny to me! Coming from a guy who does not layer cigars on a multi-cigar day. I can smoke an LFD Chisel with my morning coffee and nubbed a Meaner Digger the same day.

Pro status

 

[Almi]

I inhaled by accident this weekend and damn near passed out. Not sure if it was a brain fart or just what the heck happened but there was no way I could take anymore. My brother got a good chuckle out of it.

 

[Bruce T.]

There are lots of questions on this site where people ask if it is plume or mold. That photo would be a good one to show what real mold looks like.

 

[Griz]

View attachment 67016

I dang near spit my soda out my nose, that's funny. I could see this as my screen saver....

 

[Griz]

To plume or not to plume..... That is the question.

This is what happens when a dumb hillbilly named Griz gets philosophically.

 

[Nick Papagorgio]

Kinda cigar related...anyways, it always makes me chuckle

 

[broadleaf]

Ok so funny slash serious, these three cigars would make the most BA day ever.

http://halfwheel.com/liga-privada-motherfucking-flying-pig

http://halfwheel.com/review-opus-x-forbidden-x-bbmf-natural/9384

http://halfwheel.com/review-opusx-pussy-juice/28625

With the amount of vulgarity in those cigars, even just the names, you wouldn't be able to go home without accompaniment that day. Or you would feel like you got laid.......

....laid out from the nicotine is what I mean of course

 

[Nick Papagorgio]

My favorite funny/wtf cigar name so far has been the "Jesus Fuego Sangre de Toro" which if you take the whole thing and translate it into English gives you "Jesus-Fire-Bull-Blood"

 

[Sirspanksalot]

Some of the guys at work call me Castro cause of the cigars, and a few if us were outside in lunch. I was smoking an illusione rothschilde, and of the guys ask if I'd let him try it. So I hand it to him, he takes a puff, then I tell him a retrohale will let you get a better sense if the flavors. He retro'd the whole thing, and damn near coughed up a lung it was hilarious.

 

[TraderCigarCo.]

Alright...since we are a brotherhood, and I'm completely secure, here's some of the damn fool things I've done while smoking a cigar. Caveat: they're all alcohol-related...learn from me.

1. Ashed in my beverage; drank it anyway.
2. Cutting the wrong end of a closed foot cigar.
3. Attempting to smoke the business end of the cigar, only to singe my face.

I've stuck the lit end in my mouth before and burned my tongue.... twice. That was an unpleasant experience.