I used was the manager at the LCD s in Cozumel back in 05. Your not getting 100 cigars at 400$. More like a box if that. IEPT has good prices for the local LCDH but with MX Tabaco taxes going up and the MXNP also at 20/1 your not going to get any sort of favorable exchange rate....
Having had a second home in Cozumel since 2005 I can tell you that there are fakes everywhere.
I was just at the st kitts lcdh in december. Compared to the cozumel lcdh i was at last week, the st kitts prices are MUCH better...
I just got back from another trip, originally planned for St. Maarten but diverted to Cozumel for obvious reasons. Continued prayers for those suffering in the aftermath of the recent hurricanes.
Cozumel ended up being a bit of an adventure. After the wife-ordered excursion we got back to the pier with 90 minutes until all-aboard and I figured I'd walk the few blocks that I remembered it being. Unfortunately, I didn't realize that I was at a different pier, 3 miles away at Av Claudio Canto! As I left the cruise terminal I asked the guard how far it was, and he indicated it was indeed just five or six blocks... then it turned into a growing series of "
es una caminata de 20 minutos" and "
si, si, son solo algunas calles mas". I only had $20 cash and didn't want to flag a taxi without knowing what a legitimate fare would be, so I ended up jogging the entire way there. Nice place, but the sticks were REALLY expensive, nearly double of what they were in St. Kitts. Part of me wishes I'd just left without any but I was in too deep by that time so I got a 10er of Partagas Serie D No 4 for $200. Cab fare back was only 8 bucks, and the whole trip took about 70 minutes. At that price I probably might as well just drive over to Canada and buy them there.
And yeah, every time I turned around someone was trying to sell me fakes, most especially when we were in Casa Maya. It ended up being funny:
"Hey, you want some authentic Cuban cigars?"
"You don't HAVE any authentic Cuban cigars, every one here's a fake"
Steps back, throws up his hands - "Well, sure but,
c'mon, if you want the REAL THING you have to pay a premium!"
So obviously, you need to ask for not merely authentic Cuban cigars, but rather
REAL authentic Cuban cigars.
I did end up with a good bottle of similarly authentic Mexican vanilla. I'm wondering what to do with it - poison some sheep, maybe? Give it to a friend to use if his coumarin prescription runs out? It does smell pretty good, not exactly like REAL authentic vanilla but I now understand why tonka bean is used in desserts. I have a friend in the molecular biology department at the University of Michigan, maybe I can talk him into putting it through a mass spectrometer to find out how poisonous it is.
Anyway, I have some good sticks, payed WAAAAY too much but it's (
I think) a good story and I can fulfill promises I made to bring some back.