Lifer here, though regretting it after WA-594 passed with no significant NRA opposition last November. We got fucked hard.
My dad and I also got my little brother a lifetime membership. He's a small-town preacher who doesn't talk to the rest of the fam since he's a socialist hippie douchebag. I can only imagine how appalled he was when he got his membership papers. AWESOME! I wonder if Alex Jones has some kind of fucked up life member program on his shitshow. If so, I need to get my brother a membership there too!