You know your old when you blow out the birthday candles and the smoke detector goes off. Glad your house is safe and you still stand to piss. Just don't shake your pecker too many times or they call that something else. Happy 47th Randy, we love ya man.
Ain't nothing wrong with being 47. Been there myself for a few months. Haven't died yet.
Besides, with the all the dry heat out there, I'm sure you look a lot younger! :halfgrinw