If I won the lottery....

[strife]

1-Quit my job.
2-Pay the bills.
3-Pay off the mortgage so my wife wouldn't be burdened.
4-Pay off the kids student loans.
5-Ask my wife to retire and move with me, if not leave without her.
6-Buy a small retirement spread in Kentucky or Tennessee.
7-Open a small cigar shop with a back room for those nights I just don't feel like
driving home.
8-If option B for #5 I guess the rest would be spent on hookers.

 

[CivilizedMan]

buy a HUUUGE house in the Adirondacks and have a moose farm. then just make beautiful music and spend time with whoever my lady is by that time

 

[Andytex]

If I won the lottery:
Funny my staff was talking about htis on Sunday and they all Said I'm so obsessed with the kitchen I'd never leave it.
My kids would have everything that I never had.
Cigar, Cigars, Cigars, Cigars!
New Cadillac every year or so.
I'd ask every famous chef if I could work in there kitchen for 6 months or so to experience all that fine cuisine. Guess my crew was right I could never stop cooking.
Implants for the wife. (her idea)

 

[Nupe05]

Luckily I enjoy my career, but I would take a leave of absence, then return with reduced hours maybe 2-3 days a week, make sure daughter, niece and nephew are fianically stable, and pay off remaing bills, go back to college, open a kick a$$ cigar bar, lastly travel to every corner of the world

 

[stephen_hannibal]

Fix up the condo,
Buy another house in the desert with a walk in humidor and a recording studio with an SSL mixer,
Buy one of every Gibson guitar on the market,
Start a trade school to equip people with recession proof job training.

 

[dpricenator]

If I Won The Lottery I Would:

disappear.....

Best answer in the thread. I would poke my head out here and there, by showing up at random herfs world wide, and then slide back into obscurity.

 

[Robinsond]

If I Won The Lottery I Would:

(1) Get Out Of Dept.
(2) Divorce Ny Wife
(3) Get New One
(4) Move To Warmer Place
(5) Smoke And Collect All The Cigars That I Won't!!!
(6) And I Two Would Hire Wade To Be My Personal Humidor Caretaker.

Ps. I Would Put Camera's In Humi. Cause Wade Would Smoke All The Opus.

LMAO @ # 2&3!!! Better not let her see that!!

I don't know what I would do...being young, I'm not quite in debt yet. I would invest it, and hope for the best for the future. Oh and I would buy a TON of cigars. Some to smoke now, and others to age for when I'm older. :bdaycake:...it's only a dream

 

[Ed Monton]

eat lots of rice

You need to be rich to eat lots of rice? LMAO :hysterica

 

[goin' fer smoke]

Get out ot thew rest of my debt.
Talk to some lawyers!
Still work like always Hey I am a politically incorrect mf in a politically correct Company able to ply my comedy and mix it with work. Say so sorry ass mofo who can't enjoy the hell out of themselves like that and get paid for it. Or hey I could quit and go on the comedy scene.
Start my own business for fun. Running a comedy and traffic school. I am serous man.
Thennnnnnn invest it. Oh sorry and buy a couple 'gars!

 

[ndn384]

Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

Peter Gibbons: [laughs] That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, 'cause chicks dig a dude with money.

Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.

Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.