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If you could have any super power.....(Comedic)

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The power to get spanked by someone so effing hard, I leave an imprint of my ass on their hand for life.

Wait, what? I don't want that.
 

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I don't know gentleman, let's think about this a different way. Let's go back to Chef's idea of the ability to control women, that would work for the old, and the ugly women too, you can control these women to put say $10 a week into you bank account. Now, based on that, how many women do you meet in a week? Outside of your normal routines of course.

You could make a lot more than a million.
 

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I'd like the Super power that allows me to have all superpowers.
Isn't that Superman? He's got X-Ray vision and can spin the world backwards to go back in time, not to mention he's pretty fast and can fly. Pretty much all the Super Powers you could ask for...
He can't saw a building in half with fire shooting out of his fingertips. He can't create wealth by wiping his butt and drinking lemonade. He can't spit money -

BUT! If he had the super power that is all of the super powers, he could do all that and more...... .....errrthang..
 
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