I'm a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski...

[SDShark]

I will not abide, another toe sir.

 

[Kantucky]

I am the walrus. I am the walrus.

 

[AbeFroman]

Don't be so fatuous, Jeffrey.

 

[SDShark]

Excuse me, uh dear??

 

[Kantucky]

This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

 

[sean]

...And I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

 

[Kantucky]

I'm ducking out of this for a while for family obligations, but keep it going for my favorite movie. Why can't I keep playing?

Because I don't roll on Shabbos.

 

[SDShark]

How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?

 

[Tag9485]

Nihilists? Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Dude, at least it's an ethos.

 

[SDShark]

My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans cut my dick off.

 

[jhoefen]

Its down there somewhere. Let me take another look.

 

[Greg]

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

 

[AbeFroman]

Shut the fuck up, Donny.

 

[SDShark]

Jesus.

 

[sean]

Oh, you mean "coitus?"

 

[SDShark]

I was talking about my rug.

 

[sean]

Hey this is a private residence, man.

 

[siakingsport]

Calmer than you.

 

[halel]

I'll fist you until you die

 

[SDShark]

This aggression cannot stand, man.