I'm Royally Pissed Off...

[Electric Sheep]

Man, I've always worried about packages that UPS leaves on the front porch, but I've never worried about my mail. My mailbox is one of those small ones attached to the wall by my front door, not a mailbox on the street, so someone would have to walk into my yard and up to my door to steal the mail...but dang, considering the things that hit my mailbox, maybe I should get a mail slot in my front door?!?

 

[oneaday]

I bet that little hoodlum cut the cigar down the middle and filled it with weed too.

That would be the ruin both the cigar and the weed. Unless the weed was from Maui and then nothing could ruin it. OOOPS sorry for the flashback, they don't happen so much any more.

 

[Smoke_Eater]

Maybe it's time to lay a trap for this idiot. Get some OK maduro cigars and a bottle of Pyro Diablo.
This stuff is 700x hotter than Tobasco. :devilhead itchfork

Paint the ends of the cigar with the sauce (be sure to wear gloves!). Pack it up in a box that was previously mailed to you and stick outside your door one day (after the mailman comes). Hopefully you will get a visitor ... one last time.

Gets my vote.

 

[CWS]

That would be the ruin both the cigar and the weed. Unless the weed was from Maui and then nothing could ruin it. OOOPS sorry for the flashback, they don't happen so much any more.

Dejavue. :laugh:

 

[smokem94]

I just found this thread after I PM'd Andrew if he had received my check. I would report it and if you have any idea who it was, I would have the police watch them. This was a Federal crime.
I am REALLY pissed as I was repaying Andrew for a special favor and those of you that know me...this was no normal package! I had to go to the bigger USPS box.....Andrew, PM me a different addy and give me some time to reload as some of the items were aged and I can't replace...not yet at least.

 

[Kimyounil]

Reading that makes me unbelievably mad. I hope those kids ended up barfing all over the place after the first puff. And smokem94, you're a good man.

 

[smokem94]

I hope they contract a disease and can never obtain an erection for the rest of their miserable life!!

 

[vperlman]

As our former president says, "Ah feel yoah pain..."

 

[rpb67]

Maybe it's time to lay a trap for this idiot. Get some OK maduro cigars and a bottle of Pyro Diablo.
This stuff is 700x hotter than Tobasco. :devilhead itchfork

Paint the ends of the cigar with the sauce (be sure to wear gloves!). Pack it up in a box that was previously mailed to you and stick outside your door one day (after the mailman comes). Hopefully you will get a visitor ... one last time.

I like that idea !!!

Nice .......:thumbsup:

 

[Kimyounil]

Go with the hot sauce idea, that would be hilarious!

 

[tobby4]

man that is some bullshit

 

[cvm4]

For USPS, the cheapest PO Box is may'be $40 a year. Good luck with UPS/Fedex though. Sorry to hear of your troubles.