No need to talk trash about IPAs because the absolute craptasticness of those things speaks volumes. Excessive amounts of hops make beer taste like perfume, so I think we can safely postulate that IPA drinkers are Acid smokers.
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I'd feel bad about this, except I don't want to. Definitely need to step up my troll game, though... No punches pulled around here.
If I had the choice of drinking IPAs for the rest of my life or smoke nica cigars ... for the rest of my life... id take the IPAs
Man I’d have to Google search you to see if there are any major dick moves you’ve made to bust your balls about, and that’s just too much work for today. Yeah, I could go on about the whole Unicorn thing, but it’s been beaten to death. Besides, I like capitalism.
If I were licensed in your state, I’d give you one of my cards. All of my clients are prone to bad decisions.If I had the choice of drinking IPAs for the rest of my life or smoke nica cigars ... for the rest of my life... id take the IPAs
You wouldn’t be good enough to hire.If I were licensed in your state, I’d give you one of my cards. All of my clients are prone to bad decisions.
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Given that I’m a criminal defense attorney, I think that perhaps your first thought should have been more along the lines of “I’d never need your services anyway.”
Now now, they’re not criminals, they’re “the accused.”Oh yeah, no criminals here.
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Your fault for this 6th derailment
It’s Saka’s fault. He’s a dick. See? Now we’re back on topic.
