Lets write a story...

[Angry Bill]

She read my mind and said, No, but I have some magic mushroom that make you...

 

[Moro]

Go running down a dream; thus comencing a trip...

 

[openendstraight]

to Las Vegas

 

[Angry Bill]

where I see pure vintage love! As I run, the colors of the rainbow appear before me and I instantly take my....

 

[Moro]

shotgun! I just remembered I can't stop here, it's bat country!

 

[openendstraight]

I went to Mexico...

 

[Angry Bill]

where I see vampires attacking me, I place garlic around my

 

[bballbaby]

my "pepin" and notice that Carrie Underwood is back and she's on her knees ready to...

 

[Moro]

take out a bread knife...

 

[bballbaby]

that's she will use as a mirror to see her...

 

[simmons_j_m]

nose hair that needs trimming...

 

[Angry Bill]

As Carrie lifts up the knife...

 

[Moro]

A leprechaun attacks with chocolate coins a slug, which...

 

[VillageIdiot]

hates Miracle Whip...

 

[bballbaby]

at that same moment, carrie repositioned the knife so as to better view her...

 

[Moro]

Mole, which had a long, brown hair growing from it...

 

[bballbaby]

Carrie didn't like the looks of said mole, so she moved the knife to have a look ar her...

 

[Moro]

Even uglier toe, which had a magical forest growing in the shape of toe-hair!

 

[hdroadglide]

which she was able to comb over to hide her..................

 

[Hendy]

Penis that had grown there.