Lets write a story...

[openendstraight]

Carrie Underwood opened the door and said...

 

[dpmrpa]

I usually smoke only Tat artistas he said and this dutch masters taste like sh-t. He put it out and began to jizz in his pants. He smiled and said.....

 

[VillageIdiot]

How do ya like them apples

 

[Angry Bill]

I said, Those apples are rotten and something is rotten here. Suddenly, a woman climbed on Jeff's back and

 

[BGC]

said its between my legs!!

 

[VillageIdiot]

Egads!!! He cried. What do you...

 

[Angry Bill]

want me to do to it! Withoout thinking, the woman reached between Jeff's legs and took ahold of

 

[BGC]

a can of glade he had precariously placed and...

 

[dpmrpa]

Lite a match. He screamed "What the hell is ......

 

[Benzopyrene]

this picture of dennis quaid doing tattooed on your thigh!...

 

[dpmrpa]

Then quaid spoke!!!.....

 

[Benzopyrene]

But then Jeff realized that it was only the absinth he had partaken of that evening speaking through thigh tattooed Dennis Quiad...

 

[Moro]

And decided that it was more interesting...

 

[Benzopyrene]

to head over to Angry Bills house and smoke some of his stogies!

 

[jgaeta]

upon seeing angry bill's wide selection of smokes he...

 

[BGC]

Crapped his pants and fainted only to...

 

[dpmrpa]

Die when he saw Extra ordinary Larry burning a bush standing on one leg on the edge of the cliff. Bill yelled.....

 

[mgiddeons]

steady, steady.....ok now ease back a bit and...

 

[dpmrpa]

get Jig Saw out of your head yelled Tattooed Quaid. Don't fall with that Trano 1916 in your pocket. He began to ease back but suddenly....

 

[mgiddeons]

was attacked and gang raped by the Cowboys Cheerleaders, oh the horror...over and over and over...they refused to stop even though he.....