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[SurfnSafari]

1. Shopping for a Car.

2. Going to the Dentist.

3. Shopping for clothing, or new shoes.

4. Have to "dress up", I like wearing, jeans, running shoes, t-shirt, or sweat shirt. Hate have to wear anything more then my standard wardrobe.

 

[bwhite220]

Here is a quick list of 10 things I do not like:

1. Lou Holtz when he's acting as a broadcaster.
2. When my wife asks me to do anything outside of bed when I'm already in bed - I call it "betrayal".
3. When my gym tells me that I'm not supposed to store that many pizzas in my locker.
4. When I feel like I need to hire a defense attorney for conversations with my 9-year-old.
5. When I hear the garbage truck BEFORE I dragged the bins to the curb.
6. When my daughters make hot chocolate and the entire kitchen ends up looking like the color run.
7. Whoever the jackass is that designed impossible to open packages that kids toys come in.
8. The "Stop Time" button the oven - I don't know that it will actually stop time but I'm not pressing it just in case.
9. When I eat any fast food, I literally have to do it while already sitting on the toilet. Otherwise, it's too late.
10. When having kids, naps are like vacations - you don't get any real ones.

Let's see what kind of other random things some dude-bros don't like would be.
Calling out @Bondo 440 | @EO80 |@Glassman | @Hopduro | @irratebass | @knw247 |@mjones9630 | @multi-useless | @Old Smokey | @Unpossible_1

 

[Glassman]

Leaving the mountain

Carrying bags of sugar

Cleaning the mash barrel

"Dealing with" revenuers...

 

[mjones9630]

Below is an excerpt from my shit list..

1- The look my wife gives me when I start taking about pipes and cigars
2- The sound of children laughing, then silence.. that never turns out well
3- Being asked to leave the buffet after only 3 trips to the restroom
4- Visiting any state that has a lotto, as I feel obligated to purchase all the tickets tree fiddy will buy
5- Dieting during the holidays, or any days, really..
6- Watching the news. If I wanted to watch Hunger Games, I freaking would!
7- Making lists

 

[Boudie]

bwhite220 said:
When my wife asks me to do anything outside of bed when I'm already in bed - I call it "betrayal". C'mon man, change things up a bit and put a smile on both of y'alls faces!

Me, I'm not real big on coffee enemas?

 

[mjones9630]

Leaving the mountain

Carrying bags of sugar

Cleaning the mash barrel

"Dealing with" revenuers...

Cuz, I need a jar! Hook it up!

 

[mjones9630]

bwhite220 said:
When my wife asks me to do anything outside of bed when I'm already in bed - I call it "betrayal". C'mon man, change things up a bit and put a smile on both of y'alls faces!

Lmao.. yeah, nothing like some good ole exhibitionism! You gotta live a little B!

 

[Glassman]

Cuz, I need a jar! Hook it up!

Hahaha, if I was running any, I wouldn't make the jokes. it is getting scarce, seems like the legal junk has squashed the market a bit.

 

[ApeSmokes]

Making lists

Came here for this. Did not leave disappointed.

 

[seeharrison]

Here are 10 of mine :

• Driving behind slow people in the left lane
• Emptying the diaper bin
• Getting added to group text messages
• Waiting on an oil change at the dealership
• Eating beets
  
• Sending a text to someone and seeing the message turn green instead of blue
  
• Getting stuck behind a family with 12 kids at airport security
• Waiting on packages to deliver
• Calling 800 numbers with an endless automated system
• Showing someone a photo on my phone and them taking the liberty to start scrolling through all of my photos

 

[icehog3]

Bad grammar in thread titles.

 

[bwhite220]

Here are 10 of mine :

• Driving behind slow people in the left lane
• Emptying the diaper bin
• Getting added to group text messages
• Waiting on an oil change at the dealership
• Eating beets
  
• Sending a text to someone and seeing the message turn green instead of blue
  
• Getting stuck behind a family with 12 kids at airport security
• Waiting on packages to deliver
• Calling 800 numbers with an endless automated system
• Showing someone a photo on my phone and them taking the liberty to start scrolling through all of my photos

A-freaking-men!!!

 

[SurfnSafari]

Bad grammar in thread titles.

Not everyone is a grammar expert. Thank goodness as there would be no people to do simple things like pickup trash, pick fruit & vegetables, etc..

Not everyone must be a Ph.D. In English. That is why great Writter hire Editor to clean up their words.

 

[icehog3]

Not everyone is a grammar expert. Thank goodness as there would be no people to do simple things like pickup trash, pick fruit & vegetables, etc..

Not everyone must be a Ph.D. In English. That is why great Writter hire Editor to clean up their words.

No offense meant, My Brother, just trying to keep it light. And picking up trash or picking fruit are both noble jobs in my book.

 

[bwhite220]

Not everyone is an expert in grammar. A great writer will hire an editor to find and correct the errors.

Done - you owe me $0.50.

 

[SurfnSafari]

No offense meant, My Brother, just trying to keep it light. And picking up trash or picking fruit are both noble jobs in my book.

Well most of the jobs I did as a kids required no skills but wanting to work for some money. Dishwasher, busboy, cuts lawns, cleaned up constructions sites, decreased machinery, chopped wood one summer, but they all made me money.

Sad thing is many kids today have a lot of College Education in field they will never be able to make a living at. My buddy's son just got a Ph.D. In Music. His instrument is Tuba, and he hope to become a member of some big city symphony orchestra. Tought career path.

 

[foxwoods321]

Well most of the jobs I did as a kids required no skills but wanting to work for some money. Dishwasher, busboy, cuts lawns, cleaned up constructions sites, decreased machinery, chopped wood one summer, but they all made me money.

Sad thing is many kids today have a lot of College Education in field they will never be able to make a living at. My buddy's son just got a Ph.D. In Music. His instrument is Tuba, and he hope to become a member of some big city symphony orchestra. Tought career path.

Why do I feel like another "G.O.D" rant is coming.....

 

[SurfnSafari]

Why do I feel like another "G.O.D" rant is coming.....

It actually it was in the good old days. They were good in many ways. JMHO.

 

[icehog3]

Well most of the jobs I did as a kids required no skills but wanting to work for some money. Dishwasher, busboy, cuts lawns, cleaned up constructions sites, decreased machinery, chopped wood one summer, but they all made me money.

Sounds like when I was a kid living in Central Florida. Days I dug trenches in sandy, gnat filled soil for underground sprinkler systems, and nights I bounced in a Country Western bar. Those jobs paid more than I could have made in that area working a 9-5, white collar job.

 

[Boudie]

Most pre-college kids should spend some time working for a living or serving in the military before going to school. I was raised in a protective family and went to catholic high school so I really wasn't prepared for the freedom of college. Completely different experience after I left, worked a while and went back.