Honestly by the time I was a teenager I had been scouts programs, gone camping, done a 50 mile hike with everything I need for a week on my back with the scouts, rode the Grayhound cross country by myself, I had more life experience than most of the kids do in 2018.
List you do not like to do thing/
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Having a dog who won't poop outside unless I go outside with him.
Mowing the grass when it over 100f.
Getting up at 2:30am to go to work 2 days a week.
Getting my prostate checked.
Getting stuck in a grocery aisle behind a LARGE woman and hearing her thighs rubbing together.
Trying to retrieve my dog when he decides to make a run for it.
Having to try to fix anything that broke.
Installing a new vacuum belt.
Mowing the grass when it over 100f.
Getting up at 2:30am to go to work 2 days a week.
Getting my prostate checked.
Getting stuck in a grocery aisle behind a LARGE woman and hearing her thighs rubbing together.
Trying to retrieve my dog when he decides to make a run for it.
Having to try to fix anything that broke.
Installing a new vacuum belt.
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
I knew you wouldn’t disappoint!! Freaking hilarious AND truth!
irratebass
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So many good ones here.
1. After I get home from work, wife remembers we forgot something, and I have to run to the store, and she tells me to hurry, because dinner will be ready soon.......especially after I've taken off my work clothes, and I'm walking around in shorts with no shoes Grrr!!!
2. Behind slow as people doesn't matter wjat lane I'm in.
3. People who don't use turn signals!!!! DIE!!!!
4. People who have the gall to criticize my heavy metal, yet they listen to bubblegum pop on the radio, and consider that music
5. Sweet potatoes
6. People who mow their lawn before 10am on a Saturday! Don't you know there is still dew on the grass???
7. When my phone won't fast charge or connect to Wi-Fi
8. Facebook
9. Instagram no longer in chronological order
10. When a cigar won't stay lit, and it's one you've been hyped to smoke and just makes your day shitty. (I'm looking at you Henry Clay Tattoo)
11. Sports on television at the lounge when I'd rather watch a monster movie.
1. After I get home from work, wife remembers we forgot something, and I have to run to the store, and she tells me to hurry, because dinner will be ready soon.......especially after I've taken off my work clothes, and I'm walking around in shorts with no shoes Grrr!!!
2. Behind slow as people doesn't matter wjat lane I'm in.
3. People who don't use turn signals!!!! DIE!!!!
4. People who have the gall to criticize my heavy metal, yet they listen to bubblegum pop on the radio, and consider that music
5. Sweet potatoes
6. People who mow their lawn before 10am on a Saturday! Don't you know there is still dew on the grass???
7. When my phone won't fast charge or connect to Wi-Fi
8. Facebook
9. Instagram no longer in chronological order
10. When a cigar won't stay lit, and it's one you've been hyped to smoke and just makes your day shitty. (I'm looking at you Henry Clay Tattoo)
11. Sports on television at the lounge when I'd rather watch a monster movie.
StogieNinja
Derek | BoM June 2014
Refereeing fights between twin four year olds. It’s like judging a property dispute in a foreign country with no translator.
Looking at Doug’s face and the words “Peace & Clamps” while I drink my coffee.
Leave my family to go to work.
Help with any kind of art with small children. NO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW PRINCESS AURORA IN A CASTLE WITH A HAND FULL OF FLOWERS AND BIRDS IN THE SKY AND A PRINCE WITH A CROWN AND A HORSE AND SQUIRRELS AND APPLE TREES AND YOURE BEING UNREASONABLE PLEASE STOP YELLING.
Clean up after HER cats.
Let HER cats out.
Let HER cats in.
Feed HER cats.
Get fresh water for HER cats.
Move HER cats out of my chair.
Drive behind semis in the left lane.
Work out.
Poop after getting out of the pool.
Allow time to defrost the car.
Looking at Doug’s face and the words “Peace & Clamps” while I drink my coffee.
Leave my family to go to work.
Help with any kind of art with small children. NO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DRAW PRINCESS AURORA IN A CASTLE WITH A HAND FULL OF FLOWERS AND BIRDS IN THE SKY AND A PRINCE WITH A CROWN AND A HORSE AND SQUIRRELS AND APPLE TREES AND YOURE BEING UNREASONABLE PLEASE STOP YELLING.
Clean up after HER cats.
Let HER cats out.
Let HER cats in.
Feed HER cats.
Get fresh water for HER cats.
Move HER cats out of my chair.
Drive behind semis in the left lane.
Work out.
Poop after getting out of the pool.
Allow time to defrost the car.
Defrost the car? Don't you live in CA?
StogieNinja
Derek | BoM June 2014
WA. I only have to do it maybe 30 days out of the year. Which makes it extra annoying because I never plan on it!
My bad. At least its not full on ice!
Always number 1 dishes
Forgetting shit at the store
I car shop online so i dont have to talk to car salesmen. The last time i told a car sales man i would buy a car if they tented the windows they charged me 160 bucks to tint the windows facepalm idiots
Stupidity now thats a big one. Been plenty of times i had to be mad at myself. Hate airports love airplanes.
Forgetting shit at the store
I car shop online so i dont have to talk to car salesmen. The last time i told a car sales man i would buy a car if they tented the windows they charged me 160 bucks to tint the windows facepalm idiots
Stupidity now thats a big one. Been plenty of times i had to be mad at myself. Hate airports love airplanes.
Well I recall when vehicle salespeople had product knowledge, today all they know how to say is what if???
I was buy a Nissan Frontier Truck years ago, the guy doin the paperwork, who made back end profit for the dealer kept pushing to buy an extended warranty.
I asked is this extended warranty reall nessessary to in you opinion, he insisted yes. I got up saying I was going looking for a different brand, with a better factory warranty that was included in the basic deal.
As I was getting in my other truck three or four guys were chasing me, yelling at me, says come back. I just drove away, say things to myself I can not post for fear of being banned.
On more than one occasion I've walked away from a deal on principle. I was at the grocery store and I tried to buy 10 2-liter sodas that were on sale 5 for $5 and there wasn't a limit. When the lady started ringing up my groceries she said I could only buy 5. I explained there was no limit and her response was that the manager limits them because if they sell too many the shelves have to be restocked more often. I looked at her and said that her manager could restock my entire basket of groceries as I walked off.
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
I like your style, bro.
Love what you did, I am like that wound tight about principals, and service.
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Here's 10 things I don't like to do, in no particular order:
1. Trying to get one of those popcorn shell things out from between a tooth and my gums, without a toothpick
2. Vacuuming under the seats of my car
3. Re-attaching that thing at the bottom of the downspouts that directs rainwater away from the house
4. Cleaning up the stains
5. Getting out of the shower when it's cold
6. Replacing the straps
7. Stepping on Legos
8. Lying to the police
9. Telling the truth to the police
10. Waiting for like ever in line at the drive through
1. Trying to get one of those popcorn shell things out from between a tooth and my gums, without a toothpick
2. Vacuuming under the seats of my car
3. Re-attaching that thing at the bottom of the downspouts that directs rainwater away from the house
4. Cleaning up the stains
5. Getting out of the shower when it's cold
6. Replacing the straps
7. Stepping on Legos
8. Lying to the police
9. Telling the truth to the police
10. Waiting for like ever in line at the drive through
bwhite220
Brandon | BotM Jan 2038
Haha! Incredible list - I particularly liked numbers 1-10!
