My B-day gift & random, bored thoughts

[Electric Sheep]

Oh yeah, plus Cougars have a lifetime of money accumulated up and are just LOOKIN for an excuse to spend it...

 

[dpricenator]

Don't rule it out. There is a reason they call them Cougars. LOL Find the right one and she will teach you shit you've only read about. :hysterica

Dude, Frank's right.

You ought to get-it-awn with them Cougars. You will never, ever, ever, EVER have it better than with a Cougar.

Git up in it.

NOW, SON.

I have to agree here. Most useful schooling I ever had was in the bed of a 50 year old woman. :thumbsup:I was 18 at the time. My wife should thank her.

 

[amgracing]

good lord boys 50's alittle much,maybe 35 but the 50's turns my stomach into knots IT has never experianced and never wants to

 

[oneaday]

good lord boys 50's alittle much,maybe 35 but the 50's turns my stomach into knots IT has never experianced and never wants to

Youngin you will take that back in a few years, guaranteed.

 

[Frank N]

You ever heard the expression 'If I only knew back then, what I know now'?

 

[codemachine]

Think of it as expert tutelage.

As for the stash there, remember that "a journey of a thousand miles, begins with a single step"

 

[amgracing]

Youngin you will take that back in a few years, guaranteed.

boy I hope not haha. okay lets put it in perspective when you were 18 and got it whenever you feel like it fom a girl who is asteticly pleasing.why in gods name woud you go to an old lady... haha maybe its just cuz I am young but i cant do that haha just seems yucky

 

[CWS]

boy I hope not haha. okay lets put it in perspective when you were 18 and got it whenever you feel like it fom a girl who is asteticly pleasing.why in gods name woud you go to an old lady... haha maybe its just cuz I am young but i cant do that haha just seems yucky

:rofl: So young. Must have an unlimited supply. Time will tell.

 

[Saully]

boy I hope not haha. okay lets put it in perspective when you were 18 and got it whenever you feel like it fom a girl who is asteticly pleasing.why in gods name woud you go to an old lady... haha maybe its just cuz I am young but i cant do that haha just seems yucky

How did I miss out when I was 18?

 

[Dex163]

You with a older woman and learning will keep the young, attractive ones around, or so i've heard. you'll make em happier

 

[Gummi Bear]

Don't rule it out. There is a reason they call them Cougars. LOL Find the right one and she will teach you shit you've only read about. :hysterica

Dude, Frank's right.

You ought to get-it-awn with them Cougars. You will never, ever, ever, EVER have it better than with a Cougar.

Git up in it.

NOW, SON.

Oh yeah, plus Cougars have a lifetime of money accumulated up and are just LOOKIN for an excuse to spend it...

I have to agree here. Most useful schooling I ever had was in the bed of a 50 year old woman. :thumbsup:I was 18 at the time. My wife should thank her.

Just to be sure that you fully understand teh powah of the Cougar, they will rock your world, and spoil you rotten.:blob:

 

[dpricenator]

boy I hope not haha. okay lets put it in perspective when you were 18 and got it whenever you feel like it fom a girl who is asteticly pleasing.why in gods name woud you go to an old lady... haha maybe its just cuz I am young but i cant do that haha just seems yucky

Dude, We live in South Orange County!!! The are more 50 year old hotties here than anywhere in the world. Maybe not your mom's freinds, but you'll be in a club and drunk soon enough. Once you get taken down by a cougar, you have new tricks in your bag.:eyebrow:

 

[amgracing]

ok, Dave put it in better words cuz my moms friends are hidious, haha but yes in teh clubs it makes more sense.. but for now Ive got a girlfriend who is low matinance and loves the fact that I smoke cigars so as of now Im not ready to let that go.:thumbsup: sorry guys

 

[dpricenator]

ok, Dave put it in better words cuz my moms friends are hidious, haha but yes in teh clubs it makes more sense.. but for now Ive got a girlfriend who is low matinance and loves the fact that I smoke cigars so as of now Im not ready to let that go.:thumbsup: sorry guys

Hold on one second here. No one said anything about dating a cougar, or even sticking around long enough to smoke a cigar afterwards. There is only one reason a cougar would be interested in an 18 year old kid. And it's not for the conversation.

 

[Frank N]

To quote a female friend of mine in reference to 18 yr. old guys "They don't know what the hell they are doing, but they can do it all night long."

 

[oneaday]

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson..........

 

[Saully]

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson..........

 

[amgracing]

Hold on one second here. No one said anything about dating a cougar, or even sticking around long enough to smoke a cigar afterwards. There is only one reason a cougar would be interested in an 18 year old kid. And it's not for the conversation.

i never said that was even in the equation its a rail n' bail but im not gunna dump my perfectly good gf just to go do a few cougers haha

 

[Electric Sheep]

boy I hope not haha. okay lets put it in perspective when you were 18 and got it whenever you feel like it fom a girl who is asteticly pleasing.why in gods name woud you go to an old lady...

Why? WHY????

Because she'll do it MUCH, MUCH BETTER than any teenage girl can do.

Like, eleventy-bazillion-million-times better.

The experience gained from doing something for 20+ years is unmeasurable.

You have no idea.

Really.



Now then, I would *NOT* suggest you do this right now if you have a girlfriend. Duh. That'd be all kinds of wrong.

But at some point, likely in the relative near future (meaning next few years), you'll find yourself single and horny. When that happens, go to a club/bar/grocery store/gym/beach/wherever and go find a good looking 40-something-plus single woman.

THEN you will understand.

 

[amgracing]

haha okay Ill keep that in mind...i gunna go have a stogie haha