My beard sucks

[Heath]

I dunno.. when I think of manly beards, they aren't the large ones that drape off your chin. But that's just me. A little shorter than mikes would be perfect to me, though I don't do mustaches.

Haha I don't like mustaches either I just don't like shaving more!

 

[Griz]

<---manly beard grower.

you win

I would like to enter the contest, this looked like this for six years now, just put the razor down and walk away. Me and the better half

 

[Hoshneer]

Oh chit!

 

[jmartins]

<---manly beard grower.

you win

I would like to enter the contest, this looked like this for six years now, just put the razor down and walk away. Me and the better half
View attachment 39389

I stood up and applauded you good sir.

 

[smokemifugotem]

Lmfao I always thought that was Aaron from gas monkey garage in the wild Wild West episode

 

[sean]

Here was my beard. (I was hanging around my pal's cigar-friendly photo studio... he wanted to play with some new gear so I agreed to smoke in front of the camera...)

I couldn't seem to get it passed that point, so I gave up.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

<---manly beard grower.

you win

I would like to enter the contest, this looked like this for six years now, just put the razor down and walk away. Me and the better half
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Another winner!

 

[SpartanFan]

Anybody else have a really crappy beard?

This isn't actually that bad. In fact it's not bad at all. If you removed the mustache (leave the beard) and focused on grooming the lower sides, you could make it a kind of edged look. I know a lot of women that love that type of thing.

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Anybody else have a really crappy beard?

This isn't actually that bad. In fact it's not bad at all. If you removed the mustache (leave the beard) and focused on grooming the lower sides, you could make it a kind of edged look. I know a lot of women that love that type of thing.

I'll keep working it. The more it grows the more red shows. Captain red beard!!!

 

[erjaq]

Oh man, I was feeling pretty good about my prospects in this thread until I saw Griz's post. Nonetheless, from New Year's Eve.



The key to growing a good beard, as an earlier poster said -- DON'T SHAVE.

 

[rdomfoto]

I've had my goatee since 1994. Actually, I had it a few years before that but shaved it off a couple of times - I've not removed it since '94. I try to grow a full beard once in a while: during the hockey play-offs and during Movember (which, btw, is Latin for "you're in your 40s and will never finish going through puberty, you little bitch!")

But the side will just not come in evenly and full.

 

[Seamus]

I'm pretty sure I grow a shitty beard but I can't make it past the itchy stage to find out.

 

[rfraser]

<---manly beard grower.

you win

I would like to enter the contest, this looked like this for six years now, just put the razor down and walk away. Me and the better half
View attachment 39389

Outstanding!

 

[rfraser]

Oh man, I was feeling pretty good about my prospects in this thread until I saw Griz's post. Nonetheless, from New Year's Eve.

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The key to growing a good beard, as an earlier poster said -- DON'T SHAVE.

Well if there was a "Grow a Viking Beard" contest, you would win!

 

[Kantucky]

I have the blindest hair in the world... And the reddest beard. Looks like I've dyed one or both of them.

As a result I stay fairly clean shaven.

 

[Kantucky]

Blondest. Stupid autocorrect.

 

[jmodz1]

my beard grows thick in some places, and is patchy in others, and also very thin in other places. so it end up looking very horrible....I always keep mine at a 5 o'clock shadow just to keep from being fully shaven! I envy those with incredible beards!

 

[erjaq]

I have the blindest hair in the world... And the reddest beard. Looks like I've dyed one or both of them.

As a result I stay fairly clean shaven.

Didn't stop me!

 

[erjaq]

Oh man, I was feeling pretty good about my prospects in this thread until I saw Griz's post. Nonetheless, from New Year's Eve.

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The key to growing a good beard, as an earlier poster said -- DON'T SHAVE.

Well if there was a "Grow a Viking Beard" contest, you would win!

My Norwegian ancestors and I thank you.

 

[hotrod]

I had trouble growing my beard for the first couple months, just getting past the itchy stage was tough. Now that I have it grown in fully, I just wish it would get longer faster. I wonder if I trim the ends like you do your hair, if it grows faster or do you just leave it alone and let it take it course.