My Wife Just Doesn't Get It...

[Treinenwj]

You guys are making me LOL, and now I have to try to tell my wife what's so funny...
Brent, yes she's cute. Whenever she says "I feel ugly" or "do I look ok?" Or some other nonsense, I always tell her I never would have married her if she was ugly! (She doesn't find that funny)
Larry, I wish I could afford that trip!
Hendy, I think you're on to something there!
Tubaman and Strife, that reminds me of my 6 year old son. He doesn't like the Patriots, though (or "Pastries" as he calls them). Also, my favorite, every time he doesn't like a player he calls them a "Jay Cutler" as an insult.

 

[bdc30]

Whenever she says "I feel ugly" or "do I look ok?" Or some other nonsense, I always tell her I never would have married her if she was ugly! (She doesn't find that funny)

bahaha I'll have to remember that line. My wife won't find it funny either, but that's her problem :rolling:

 

[Treinenwj]

Don't do it bro, it's dangerous! BTW, I felt a little guilty "trashing" my wife online, so last night I told her what I wrote, and some of the responses... She laughed! I knew there was a reason I love her so much...

 

[Northshore04]

Let me start by saying my wife is usually pretty good about "allowing" me to watch football, especially during the playoffs with multiple games. But, she has a knack for coming in the room right around the 2 min warning and asking all sorts of questions.

I have a friend who has a penalty flag that he keeps on his coffee table. When his gf would start interrupting and asking questions, he would throw the flag at her. Pretty funny I thought. They're no longer together though.

 

[bdc30]

lol great idea. I should start wearing my ref whistle around the house for that! Wonder how long that would last...