Post Your Latest Fortune Cookie

[gui_tarzan]

I don't look at them anymore. The last one I got said I would be changing jobs soon. I got laid off shortly after that.

Seriously.

 

[armmmmm]

Panda Inn - "Ask Your Mom"

 

[bigjlk]

"That wasn't chicken"

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[Rupe]

"That wasn't chicken"

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I tried dog about 10 years ago when I used to travel a lot in China. I can say for sure that it tastes nothing like chicken!

 

[Rupe]

From lunch today with my dad.....

"Accept no other definition of your life, accept only your own"

Words to live by.

 

[Rupe]

From dinner tonight with Mrs. Rupe.

Mine:
"You have a natural grace and great consideration for others"

Mrs. Rupe's
" a routine trip turns into an enchanting escapade"

 

[Anthony_Joseph]

I had 2 In 1 cookie, on Friday the 13th. Irony?

 

[Hoshneer]

 

[James]

Better bring vaseline! That could be painful! :bigeyes:

 

[halel]

 

[Rupe]

From Dinner last night.....

"You have the ability to sense and know higher truth"

 

[Robertsndr68]

"You could prosper in the field of medecine"
Damn.

 

[King Kill 33]

"You could prosper in the field of medecine"
Damn.

Look at you... Poolside and eating Chinese take out. And now looking into more higher education.

 

[Rupe]

"Cooking is easy....Good taste is hard. That's why you call and order takeout."

Just sounds like they're advertising now instead of giving me a fortune.

 

[dharbolt]

This thread is awesome.

Punctuality is the politeness of Kings and the duty of gentlepersons everywhere

 

[dharbolt]

 

[rdomfoto]

I am quite certain that you're supposed to add the words "in bed" at then end of your fortune.

Now re-read them…