Potty Break

[bigbill72]

I prefer home too, but I really can go anywhere, the woods drywall bucket......you get the picture. and don`t forget the upper decker when in a strangers bathroom!!

1. upper decker


The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it

 

[rev.b]

Damn there's a lot of shit talking in this thread!

 

[icehog3]

I like crapping in public. Not public restrooms. Just in public. Ever see a dump on the sidewalk, just down the street from your house? Yup, that was me.

 

[King Kill 33]

Hahahahaha, wow...


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[sofc]

Trying to figure out what's worse: the comments here or the fact that I read them.

 

[Guarantee]

Guys, these are some funny responses. I'm LMAO!

Home field advantage

Paper work!

Missing socks!

I'm pretty sure that we all have some crazy stories along this thread. I know that I do.

Anyone ever get the max gas stomach? The one where you have to pass gas like you are a new fracking station? I especially hate it when I'm at work and around women....it's like Murphy decided that today was your day!

I used to work Landscaping and there are some really funny stories of which none will be shared here.

 

[Mediumrarechicken]

I hate public bathrooms. Ones with a single shitter are ok but then you think about it and realize that everyone has used that same shitter. Multiple toilets arnt good either, there's always a guy with no legs that goes full bore on the noise and weight loss. Really dude you couldn't wait till I walked out the door to rupture my ear drums?!

 

[Grrrrr609]

I prefer home too, but I really can go anywhere, the woods drywall bucket......you get the picture. and don`t forget the upper decker when in a strangers bathroom!!

1. upper decker


The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it

Drywall bucket!
So I had a friend who lived in a subdivision where they were still building. I needed some mud buckets w/lids so I grapped a few out of a dumpster. Get home to clean them out and....well.....some fellow had been doing some serious drinking the night before.

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[bigbill72]

What year was that Grrrrrr that may have been yours truy .....

I prefer home too, but I really can go anywhere, the woods drywall bucket......you get the picture. and don`t forget the upper decker when in a strangers bathroom!!

1. upper decker


The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it

Drywall bucket!
So I had a friend who lived in a subdivision where they were still building. I needed some mud buckets w/lids so I grapped a few out of a dumpster. Get home to clean them out and....well.....some fellow had been doing some serious drinking the night before.

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