Revenge Stories

[tobby4]

well i think you got your revenge on that one

 

[Kingston]

When I was 19, I bought my first house. We closed on a friday. The seller left all his stuff in the house, including his NOT housebroken Chihuaha (however the hell you spell that dog). At least he confined it to the tiled rooms, so no carpeting was ruined, but there were little piles of shit everywhere. Thank goodness he wasn't a golden retriever or something. The place stank like hell. I called him fri night and asked him to get the dog and his stuff out of there. When I went by saturday, he had not moved his stuff out, or even cleaned up from the dog. I don't think he even went by. So I picked up the little piles of dog shit and placed them in hiding spots in his stuff. Places like jacket pockets, the underwear drawer of his dresser, between his folded, clean towels, you get the idea. I called him again and said if his stuff was still there Sunday morning, it was going on the curb. We're talking a whole house full of furniture, dishes, clothes, I mean everything was still there.

So I show up sunday. He had started the process and I helped him along by just setting his stuff outside. Don't know when, or if, he ever discovered my little surprises. I've laughed about it ever since, thinking about him going to work and reaching in his jacket pocket and coming out with a real dog rocket, or going to dry off with a towel loaded with crap.

After you closed on the house and got the keys, anything in it was yours.
Part of the house sale. Depends on your state though, but I would have sold off all his crap and bought more cigars.

 

[stogies&hoagies]

True, but I was 19 and it was my first experience at this. I was trying to be a nice guy. I think it's given me more pleasure the way I handled it than to sell his stuff, which wasn't in very good shape and wasn't really worth anything.

 

[Boppa-Wasch]

True, but I was 19 and it was my first experience at this. I was trying to be a nice guy. I think it's given me more pleasure the way I handled it than to sell his stuff, which wasn't in very good shape and wasn't really worth anything.

Yeh..if he didn't take it and you couldn't sell it.......You were stuck with it.....

Good to have him get rid of it AND find tiny suprises.

 

[Kingston]

True, but I was 19 and it was my first experience at this. I was trying to be a nice guy. I think it's given me more pleasure the way I handled it than to sell his stuff, which wasn't in very good shape and wasn't really worth anything.

Ah, well if it was crap then I say you handled it very nicely.
It's probably why he left there in the first place.

 

[caudio51]

Man those are pretty good, I think I'm lame and don't have any good stories.

Just a tone of practical jokes

 

[cvm4]

Hilarious story S&H