Start a random rumor about the person above you!

[tadpole]

@A Huge Nerd can only get an erection by squatting over a mirror.

 

[ChuckMejia]

^ proud owner of a Sybian for personal use.

 

[A Huge Nerd]

@A Huge Nerd can only get an erection by squatting over a mirror.

You promised to never tell. Dead to me.

 

[icehog3]

^^^ His safe word is "continue"....

 

[bwhite220]

^^^ plucks the hair from his own butthole and saves each strand in a giant mason jar for safe keeping.

 

[tadpole]

@bwhite220 - plucks the hair from his own butthole and glues it to his face to make a beard.

 

[bwhite220]

@bwhite220 - plucks the hair from his own butthole and glues it to his face to make a beard.

But I straighten them first...

 

[knw247]

But I straighten them first...

Has been know to be enamored with my nipples.

 

[ChuckMejia]

^ stopped shopping at establishments without gender neutral bathrooms.

 

[StogieNinja]

Has been know to be enamored with my nipples.

Again, this thread is for rumors, not established facts.

 

[manbearpig]

^ stogie ninja was his old stage name in college. He was just paying his way through school.

 

[jkittle99]

^Secretly wishes he was reading Puff forums.

 

[bwhite220]

^Secretly wishes he was reading Puff forums.

^^^ secretly wishes he was as hairy as @wantacigar.

 

[Old Smokey]

His favorite possession is a nude picture of his mother

 

[manbearpig]

^ is actually just an account @memphsdad setup for his shoulder hair.

 

[jkittle99]

^has a @manbearpig tattoo somewhere special

 

[manbearpig]

@jkittle99 has a man bush made entirely of bees.

 

[bwhite220]

^^^ @manbearpig has a tattoo of @jkittle99's bee man bush on his lower back.

 

[StogieNinja]

^^^shaved @manbearpig's face into his own back hair; its surprisingly well done

 

[memphsdad]

^ is actually just an account @memphsdad setup for his shoulder hair.

You win the Internet