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Taser, Taser....DEPLOY

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That cow was pissed! I bet the reason the video ended was because the cow tore the camera man a new asshole!

As a kid, I had to help out on my grandparents ranch during summers. One year my job was to help vaccinate the cattle. I was stationed on a chute with a cattle prod, and I had to persuade cows to enter the cow clampy thingy where they got vaccinated, tagged and branded.

One particularly BIG cow was not interested in entering that chute so I hit him with the cattle prod, right at his arse hole. I didn't really understand the difference between a cow and a bull. That bull tore up the chute, jumped over the remaining fence into the area where the ranch hands were working, and almost killed my grandfather. He tore up a bunch of equipment, and put a big dent in the foremans truck.

I totally lied and said I didn't know why he went nuts........
 

PetersCreek

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"This video has been removed due to terms of use violation."

Well ain't that a kick in the head. That video has been posted for a goddam year, then I post a link to it and the video is gone within hours. Obviously, some delicate soul got his/her panties in a bunch and reported it. I sure hope the timing with my post is a coincidence.
 

ATCDub

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I saw it and will narrate. Big bull in holding pen. Gets zapped by "The Cow Taser". Locks up all four and falls over like a brick wall. Turn Taser off. Bull gets up pissed and rams the gate. The end. Personally I think the camera man probably crapped his pants also.
 
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