The 3 word story...

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wet market surprise

 

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hold the bat

 

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but pile on

 

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copious amounts of

 

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squirrel pepperoni and

 

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opossum spicy meatballs

 

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and served by

 

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horse faced bandits

 

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who were wearing

 

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glittered spandex chaps

 

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with holes where

 

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constant maintenance was

 

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performed by little

 

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Jamaicans, who brought

 

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surfer wax for

 

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Justin Bieber to

 

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create general havoc

 

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with his new

 

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gospel album featuring

 

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Tiny Tim's ukulele