The 3 word story...

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whittled from petrified

 

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drool from Homer

 

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Alaska where Eskimos

 

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cube whale blubber

 

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using as dice

 

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for angry Andrew

 

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to roll for

 

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high stakes craps

 

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taken by cheetahs

 

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on unsuspecting tourists

 

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who threw them

 

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choice wooden stakes

 

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to prevent Dracula

 

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from sucking on

 

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necks and other

 

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turkey parts which

 

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can be gobbled

 

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in North Hollywood

 

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while cavorting with

 

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jello laden maidens