The 3 word story...

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only in Minecraft

 

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online or on

 

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youtube, not facebook

 

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because Mr. Zuckerberg

 

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and commander Data

 

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planned a coup

 

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and joyriding in

 

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Corduroy yoga pants

 

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with massage spandex

 

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to alleviate pressure

 

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around the naughty

 

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parts often called

 

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a pork sword

 

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by giggling schoolgirls

 

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at an overnight

 

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rave with Snoop

 

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and NWA blasting

 

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pro police songs

 

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while holding hands

 

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and skimming stones