The 3 word story...

[Rupe]

The church ladies

 

[Sirspanksalot]

The gym teacher

 

[DStan]

And Ronald McDonald

 

[Rupe]

causing a terrible

 

[Sirspanksalot]

Strangely arousing adventure

 

[irie]

that involved a

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

Can of whoopass

 

[avantgrade]

And creamed corn

 

[jmartins]

Stuffed up their

 

[zama80]

car's tail pipe

 

[irie]

This lead to

 

[Rupe]

strange noises inside

 

[jmartins]

The rumbling body

 

[dharbolt]

Of the bride

 

[jmartins]

On her honeymoon

 

[Nas]

wearing only heels

 

[DStan]

and an overcoat

 

[ChefBoyRG54]

And no panties

 

[Clint]

To speak of

 

[GhostTown]

she did have