The 3 word story...

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in mom's basement

 

[jwintosh]

next to the

 

[heavyd]

Moldy biscuits and

 

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case of Pabst

 

[icehog3]

that real men

 

[jwintosh]

use to soak

 

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their limp bizkit

 

[jwintosh]

encased in sausage

 

[heavyd]

From plump piggies

 

[Rupe]

In straw houses

 

[heavyd]

Playing with matches

 

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and flammable liquids

 

[heavyd]

bacon wrapped sausage

 

[icehog3]

sausage encrusted bacon

 

[jwintosh]

hanging from the

 

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freezer hooks while

 

[icehog3]

Rocky Balboa punched

 

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a time clock

 

[icehog3]

for his escort

 

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while laying claymores