The 3 word story...

[icehog3]

where Minnie aborts

 

[Alwayslit]

some China imports

 

[icehog3]

tacky Bermuda shorts

 

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Porky Pig snorts

 

[icehog3]

with his cohorts

 

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covered in warts

 

[icehog3]

wearing denim jorts

 

[Alwayslit]

in military transports

 

[icehog3]

playing water sports

 

[heavyd]

In plywood forts

 

[Rupe]

reading government reports

 

[heavyd]

About alien abduction

 

[Rupe]

and international corruption

 

[Alwayslit]

for sexual reproduction

 

[heavyd]

despite erectile dysfunction

 

[Rupe]

steroid induced reduction

 

[Alwayslit]

failed professional suction

 

[icehog3]

need total reconstruction

 

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time for destruction

 

[jwintosh]

of moral gumption