The 3 word story...

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but rather hairy

 

[Rupe]

requiring Nair applications

 

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with straight razor

 

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with rusty blade

 

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from old skates

 

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ole tooth remover

 

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gumming their way

 

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through oatmeal and

 

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pickled smoked herring

 

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which caused their

 

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internal plumbing to

 

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exit stage left

 

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sideways which caused

 

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new portals in

 

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my drunken state

 

[Rupe]

dual exhaust disasters

 

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making such noise

 

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and odors that

 

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evaporate nose hairs

 

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causing the room