The 3 word story...

[heavyd]

in fire pits

 

[jwintosh]

while filing writs

 

[Alwayslit]

from the Ritz

 

[jwintosh]

with Mark Spitz

 

[icehog3]

in catcher's mitts

 

[Rupe]

and shaving kits

 

[icehog3]

shaving off zits

 

[jwintosh]

as it befits

 

[heavyd]

rhino horn clits

 

[Alwayslit]

shriveled up bits

 

[icehog3]

worthless bar chits

 

[heavyd]

gimme the shits

 

[icehog3]

that's the pits

 

[Alwayslit]

skunk spraying spritz

 

[heavyd]

smells like Schlitz

 

[jwintosh]

combined with Pabst

 

[icehog3]

to create putrid

 

[Alwayslit]

morning after drink

 

[icehog3]

preventing Gonorrhea but

 

[heavyd]

causing skin lesions