The 3 word story...

[Alwayslit]

more than four

 

[icehog3]

thousand redneck hillbillies

 

[Bazillions]

laughing at sillies

 

[Alwayslit]

playing vigorous cornhole

 

[jwintosh]

too much information

 

[Bazillions]

material for masturbation

 

[jwintosh]

get ya probation

 

[heavyd]

and a cookie

 

[icehog3]

and some nookie?

 

[Bazillions]

he's a rookie

 

[icehog3]

at playing hooky

 

[Alwayslit]

pay your bookie

 

[jwintosh]

that hairy wookie

 

[Bazillions]

covered in dookey

 

[Alwayslit]

now getting pukey

 

[heavyd]

thread getting spooky

 

[icehog3]

box getting jukey

 

[heavyd]

with honky tonk

 

[Bazillions]

drinking sauvignon blanc

 

[icehog3]

partying with Gronk