The 3 word story...

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local truck stop

 

[highsierrasmokin']

that blew up

 

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leaving debris over

 

[highsierrasmokin']

and under a

 

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rigged Vegas oddsmaker

 

[icehog3]

saying LeBron James

 

[heavyd]

eating bat pancakes

 

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from a wok

 

[icehog3]

mixed with rancid

 

[heavyd]

whey protein isolate

 

[icehog3]

that Arnold found

 

[heavyd]

out about through

 

[highsierrasmokin']

a drug dealer

 

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lab in china

 

[icehog3]

where Batman discovered

 

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a molested Robin

 

[heavyd]

batman's the perp

 

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on the registry

 

[heavyd]

secret broom closet

 

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with dirty magazines