The 3 word story...

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thrill seeking telecommuters

 

[heavyd]

Reported by reuters

 

[icehog3]

reporters with goiters

 

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under medical care

 

[Rupe]

of quack doctors

 

[heavyd]

In electric wheelchairs

 

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with invasive probes

 

[heavyd]

And plasma rifles

 

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taking multiple shots

 

[heavyd]

Into the ICU

 

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feeling no pain

 

[heavyd]

but occasional irregularity

 

[icehog3]

of the brain

 

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from bathroom strain

 

[jwintosh]

to bathroom stain

 

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four dimensional plane

 

[heavyd]

In another universe

 

[icehog3]

where Alien women

 

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went unshaved for

 

[heavyd]

years due to